

Devil's LakeThe lake was calm today. An abnormality, considering the storm that brewed yesterday. Even in the stillness of the morning sun, raindrops fell from the trees and leaves, creating a symphony of stiletto pings when they landed on the tin roof, falling down on the eaves of the porch before me. A buttery melody whispered through the air, coming from the strings of my guitar. The strumming blended in with the songbirds that littered the canopy, singing their praises of the dawn. Steadily, my fingers moved from string to string, playing slow chords from memory as I awaited their arrival. My hands paused for a moment, placing the instrument down atDevil's Lake


The World Without MilkAt first, I thought my sisters were playing a trick on me. Then, when I looked outside, I saw one of the most horrible sights known to mankind. Extra-Terrestrials were stealing all of the cows, goats, packages of powdered milk, and milk cartons. The day following was known as No Milk Day. People had breakfast with water, sometimes just plain cereal.The World Without Milk
Got Milk? ads plagued the nation and were eventually taken off the air. Something had to be done. The President decided to launch astronauts into space to look for the milk. When I told the president that I knew where the milk was, I was quickly added to the team.
When we


Attack of the Killer VegetableOur story opens on a familiar scene. An average family sits down at an average table and starts to averagely eat. Average, isn't it? Then, an unseen bean begins to grow arms and legs. It gets larger, and grows facial features. Now the other beans and vegetables start doing so. Soon, the average family is surrounded by the killer vegetables. This not only happened there, but all over the world. The only person who can stop them is Super Guy!Attack of the Killer Vegetable
The vegetables elected the first bean as their president, and held a bunch of people hostage. The ransom for their returnal was the secret of life. Of course, no one knew what the secret of li


Attack of the Killer FifisIt was a beautiful, sunny day. Then it became a dark and stormy night. I heard a strange noise outside. It sounded like a bird had hit the window. It came again, and again, and yet again. I went outside to investigate. Then, I heard heavy breathing. I turned on my flashlight and scream. It wasAttack of the Killer Fifis
Attack of the Killer Fifis!
I ran away, but was put under paralis by her stun tounge. When medics arrived, they did not believe my story, until they too saw the sight of all the Fifis attacking the neighborhood. The whole world was in panic and general havoc.
Then I remembered the Fifis weakness. I was quickl

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